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MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) SHIT!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) THAT WAS THE PLAY
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) WE SUCK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) WIDE OPEN
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:18 PM) FIRE THE WHOLE DEFENSE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:19 PM) Bubba from forest gump has that blank dumb stare
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:20 PM) COME ON FITZ
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:21 PM) THAT SHOULDNT STAND
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:21 PM) his foot was out of bounds
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:21 PM) WELL THATS A BREAK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:22 PM) 75 yards away
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:23 PM) Thats not gonna do it'
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:23 PM) 2nd and 4
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:24 PM) f*** YOU RYAN FITZPATRICK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:25 PM) YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) it keeps us in the hunt for a top 5 pick
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) I'm glad we lost
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) we need to get a top 5 pick in the draft
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) COME ON D!!!
Jetsfan115 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:28 PM) Good job fitz. Way to keep us at the fifth overall pick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:28 PM) AND DO WHAT WITH IT?????
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:29 PM) What the f*** are we going to take
at 5?????
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:30 PM) They will just take another f***ing D player
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:31 PM) Like Peppers
ganggreen2003 Icon : (28 November 2016 - 08:21 AM) We better NOT bring MEvis back next season he's clearly past his prime
MikeGangGree... Icon : (05 December 2016 - 09:12 PM) f*** THIS SHIT
santana Icon : (05 December 2016 - 09:15 PM) I like this chan gailey
santana Icon : (05 December 2016 - 09:17 PM) forte deserves better lol
MikeGangGree... Icon : (05 December 2016 - 09:42 PM) I hate this franchise
MikeGangGree... Icon : (05 December 2016 - 09:42 PM) Its a sad time to be a fan
MikeGangGree... Icon : (05 December 2016 - 09:46 PM) Allen looking like a HOF player right now'
santana Icon : (05 December 2016 - 10:57 PM) yeah pretty brutal
santana Icon : (05 December 2016 - 10:57 PM) tickets were $5
santana Icon : (05 December 2016 - 10:57 PM) lol
santana Icon : (05 December 2016 - 10:57 PM) BRYCE PETTY ERA
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (06 December 2016 - 01:16 PM) FIRE BOWLES
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (06 December 2016 - 01:16 PM) FIRE MACCAGNAN
santana Icon : (06 December 2016 - 03:29 PM) https://i.imgur.com/hRFxOYR.gifv
Jetsfan115 Icon : (06 December 2016 - 05:53 PM) Spiller and Ross waived. Jalin is back to be out KR/PR. 4 games left fuck ti see what the young guys can do
MikeGangGree... Icon : (07 December 2016 - 02:30 PM) Spiller is a joke anyway
santana Icon : (07 December 2016 - 03:28 PM) FIRE NYJETSFAN.COM
Jetsfan115 Icon : (07 December 2016 - 04:35 PM) khiry robinson resigned
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:41 AM) FIRE THE JETS
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:42 AM) FIRE SANATANA HE IS THE REASON THIS PLACE IS DEAD
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:42 AM) He needs to go back to running punts for us
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Post icon  Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:30 PM

biggrin.gif Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics te! ll you the truth.The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on you! r face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, m aybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:37 PM

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thats what i'm talking about. we're able to go on anything at any time. we're totally unpredictable. bad think is that you a more susceptable to getting tickets for urinating in public than women are.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 01:28 PM

QUOTE (gmany3k @ Apr 20 2005, 07:05 PM)
You know stuff about tanks.



LOL
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 04:40 PM

C'mon keep this in the Man Show.
I changed my name, but I dont remember what it was... if anyone remembers please let me know.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:19 PM

yahoo.gif relax herm. it is a suggestion.you don't have to read it. hysterical.gif
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