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santana Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:39 PM) Who declared cucumbers cool
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:40 PM) cucumbers are cool cause I said so
santana Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:41 PM) And you said so because you're cool as a cucumber
ROBJETS Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:41 PM) That was a stupid penalty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:41 PM) yup
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:41 PM) I'm mad chill
ROBJETS Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:42 PM) he got hammered
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:42 PM) I'm not as cool as the other side of the pillow though cause that is gay as f***
ROBJETS Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:43 PM) So what are you saying? You ride cucumbers?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:44 PM) nope but cucumbers are great on sandwiches and sandwiches are f***ing awesome
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:45 PM) and they can be fermented and become pickles which is always great on sandwiches and I already said it sandwiches are f***ing awesome
santana Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:46 PM) He's got a point
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:47 PM) of course I do I'm moderator material
santana Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:47 PM) Where's the studs and duds thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:48 PM) I bring shit to the table that noone else does cause well I'm f***ing awesome just like sandwiches
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:48 PM) there were no studs
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:48 PM) and the duds would be so long to list I'd still be typing if I had started that thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:49 PM) but at least the bills lost to the lowly raiders
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:52 PM) Ok im trying to get this
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:52 PM) the jets have gone up against all total teams with a record of 114-110
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:52 PM) the Jags have gone up against 114-109-1
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:53 PM) if Denver wins. that's 115-110 against us and 114-110-1 against the Jags
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:54 PM) How do they have the harder Schedule strength??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 07:56 PM) that's if Denver wins tomorrow
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 08:11 PM) Is it me or is Tony Dungy awkward looking when he tries to smile and stares straight into the camera while doing the Football Night in America broadcast
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:17 PM) the job the GM in Arizona has done with dealing with all those injuries this season is something I would love to emulate for the JETS
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:17 PM) finding talent in places you don't expect
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:17 PM) but instead we get a pencil pusher
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:17 PM) who puts us in great position cap wise but can't evaluate talent for shit
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:18 PM) and makes horrible draft picks
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:18 PM) and just wasted every single JETS fans time for the past 6 months
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:18 PM) and next monday that shit comes to an end
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:18 PM) bye bye idzik bye bye rex dueces geno
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:19 PM) Fire Idzik Fire Rex Cut Geno
ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 December 2014 - 09:23 PM) Would you make a trade to get Larry Fitzgerald?
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 11:16 PM) Beastmode
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 December 2014 - 11:16 PM) wow
santana Icon : (21 December 2014 - 11:21 PM) "Hold ma diiiiiiickkkkkk"
-lynch
a1elbow2.0 Icon : (Yesterday, 12:58 AM) Someone needs to save 2003s comments today for future generations
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 10:59 AM) SUCK FOR THE DUCK
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 11:37 AM) another potential HC name - Sean Payton. There is a possibility that the Saints decide it's time for a change. Unlikely but if it happens and he's out there....
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 06:50 PM) Payton is not going anywhere.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:26 PM) FIRE IDZIK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:33 PM) No way in hell they let Payton go
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:46 PM) Wow Peyton Manning 4 picks
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Post icon  Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:30 PM

biggrin.gif Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics te! ll you the truth.The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on you! r face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, m aybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:37 PM

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thats what i'm talking about. we're able to go on anything at any time. we're totally unpredictable. bad think is that you a more susceptable to getting tickets for urinating in public than women are.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 01:28 PM

QUOTE (gmany3k @ Apr 20 2005, 07:05 PM)
You know stuff about tanks.



LOL
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 04:40 PM

C'mon keep this in the Man Show.
I changed my name, but I dont remember what it was... if anyone remembers please let me know.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:19 PM

yahoo.gif relax herm. it is a suggestion.you don't have to read it. hysterical.gif
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