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Jets are doing jets related things also... THE KNICKS.

Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 02:59 PM) ?
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 02:59 PM) why would we give a f*** about the Giants?
santana :	(Yesterday, 03:04 PM) gg03 jimmies are riled
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 03:21 PM) You're not in NY. All the backpages are focused on Sanchez
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 03:21 PM) None of the NY media even mention Cruz or Nicks
Jetsfan115 :	(Yesterday, 03:40 PM) nicks isn't holding out. he's injured still and taking it easy. cruz is holding out. why it isn't a big ordeal IDK. it would be for us
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 04:02 PM) maybe because theyre not that far off.
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 04:02 PM) Cruz wants to return back, they'll figure it out.
Jetsfan115 :	(Yesterday, 04:41 PM) 3 mil a year off or 30% less then cruz wants. tahst alot of money to be off
Jetsfan115 :	(Yesterday, 04:41 PM) cruz doens't want to leave NY cause teh extra money he'll get in endorsements plus he knows taht they can RFA him this year and then Franchise next year so he might not be able to get a LTD for 3 years
Mr_Jet :	(Yesterday, 05:21 PM) Clemens11/Tebow15 (soon to be Smith7) said if we had just drafted Crabtree and Nicks and kept Clemens, we'd be good.
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 06:44 PM) No, he can't be Smith7
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 06:44 PM) his name is reserved for garbage QBs, we don't want Geno to be bad
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 06:44 PM) He can be McElroy14
extmenace :	(Yesterday, 06:51 PM) we're taking bridgewater next year with the number 1 pick and treating geno like a jimmy clausen.
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 06:53 PM) What makes Bridgewater better than Geno?
HurricaneJet32 :	(Yesterday, 07:12 PM) everything
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 07:56 PM) ^
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 08:16 PM) college players always get hyped up before the draft process, just wondering what makes him so much better.
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 08:19 PM) Stronger arm, plays in a pro system, better throwing motion, better athlete
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 08:19 PM) there's probably nothing Geno does right now that's better than what Teddy does
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 10:25 PM) Wouldn't it be funny with Bridgewater ends up having the type of season Barkley had?
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 07:48 AM) better athlete but never runs as well
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 07:48 AM) stronger arm but rarely throws deep
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 07:48 AM) I am trying to find this article, but Bridgewater had about the least amount of 40+ throws in college football
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 07:49 AM) I wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't viewed as highly next year. College players always get hyped up a year before the draft process. People change their opinions quickly.
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 07:56 AM) I'll put a good amount of money that Bridgewater is still highly regarded coming out next year.
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 08:00 AM) ok I found the chart
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 08:00 AM) Bridgewater had 0% of his passes go 40+ yards in college
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 08:02 AM) he could be, I'll wait though
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 08:02 AM) I doubt Smith will be as bad as Clausen anyways
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 08:03 AM) I remember watching Clausen in a NFL game and the guy couldn't even throw a spiral.
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 08:03 AM) Geno has been impressing teammates with how well he can spin the ball and sling it.
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 08:31 AM) I hope Geno turns out to be a f***ing monster
Jetsfan115 :	(Today, 10:52 AM) andrew luck was hyped up for like 3 years before he entered teh draft
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 11:34 AM) tehhhh
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 11:37 AM) it wasn't for 3 years and Andrew Luck is the best QB prospect to come out in years. Teddy Bridgewater most likely isn't Luck or RGIII
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 11:40 AM) I've only seen Bridgewater play once. That was against Florida, I actually watched that game.
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 12:12 PM) Teddy will be a good NFL QB I think
MikeGangGree... :	(Today, 12:52 PM) THE KNICKS
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 01:21 PM) THE. KNICKS.
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 02:43 PM) Geno was the favorite to win the Heisman this time last year
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 02:44 PM) He was also a Top 5 pick this time last year
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 02:44 PM) If he came out in 2012, he might have gotten drafted before RG3
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 02:56 PM) TEH KNICKS

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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My point exactly. I'll second that notion.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

eh.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Dec 25 2005, 03:32 AM)

I thought it was funny.

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

Who is Chuck Norris by the way?

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.

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