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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 11:27 AM) I don't even care what they do for a while
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 11:28 AM) The team is a catastrophe
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 11:29 AM) I didn't see the game
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 11:29 AM) I remember the first bills game though I'm guessing it was like that with more sleeping in the end zone
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 11:32 AM) I'm with 0099...I hope they keep getting destroyed
Chaos Icon : (26 November 2014 - 11:33 AM) it's a very Jets-esque move to sign McCoy if he does well
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 11:53 AM) I think they sign RGIII, Cutler, or Bradford
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 12:10 PM) why not all three
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 12:11 PM) Knowing this team, I wouldn't put that past them
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 02:07 PM) RAUL FOR QB
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 02:10 PM) the only real choice
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 02:10 PM) almost uefa time
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 02:11 PM) RAUL>SMITHSIAH, JUST ACCEPT IT
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 02:22 PM) FIRE IZDICK
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 04:07 PM) Rocking the atletico kit today 4-0 THE RAUL INFLUENCE
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 04:15 PM) Haha you should make that into some kind of logo and put it in your sig
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 04:15 PM) Sig***
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 04:19 PM) TEH RAUL INFLUENCE
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 04:29 PM) LUDOGRETS
santana Icon : (26 November 2014 - 04:34 PM) LUDOGORETS
MikeGangGree... Icon : (26 November 2014 - 08:29 PM) TEH IZDIK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (26 November 2014 - 08:29 PM) SUCK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (26 November 2014 - 08:29 PM) FOR
MikeGangGree... Icon : (26 November 2014 - 08:29 PM) THE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (26 November 2014 - 08:29 PM) DUCK
Mr_Jet Icon : (26 November 2014 - 09:32 PM) One of these days one of you are going to type it too fast and say "Suck the Duck".
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 09:41 PM) Hahaha
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (26 November 2014 - 10:45 PM) FIRE IDZIK
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (27 November 2014 - 02:04 AM) TEH POINT
Chaos Icon : (27 November 2014 - 11:14 AM) happy thanksgiving everyone!
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2014 - 04:53 PM) I hope Dirty Sanchez gets beat by the Cowgirls even though I would prefer to see a tie so neither team wins
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (27 November 2014 - 05:00 PM) Look at what a great system can do for a QB, Sanchez looks like a different QB with the Eagles.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (27 November 2014 - 05:00 PM) Scanning the field and making quick decisions, I like how Chip has Sanchez throwing on the run which he was always great at.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (27 November 2014 - 05:01 PM) I really hope we finally bring in a good offensive minded coach.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (27 November 2014 - 05:45 PM) I really can't wait for this season to be done and over with
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 02:14 PM) SUCK THE DUCK!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 02:14 PM) WOOOOOOOOOO
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 02:14 PM) Happy Mr_Jet?
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:18 PM) Ray Rice has been reinstated!
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:19 PM) Sign him!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:28 PM) Can he pass block?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:23 PM) FIRE IDZIK
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 11:17 PM) could you imagine the media shit storm if the jets sign Ray Rice?
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 11:18 PM) ray rice is probably done with the nfl. he had a down year and then he got himself kicked out of the nfl for a year. idk if anyone is going to want to take the risk.
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 11:19 PM) maybe wherever Schiano ends up next?
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Posted 29 April 2005 - 07:43 PM

THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES, FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:
>FEMALE SOFA----- A 500lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a
>hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under
>her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote
>control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.
>eeewwwww.....
>PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
>lacerations to his *beep*. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in
>her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I
>would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it
>was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a
>recent hysterectomy.
>PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a
stony
>mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
>around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring
>the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm
sure!)?!!.
>The concrete then hardened, (no shwr;sf;^t Sherlock!), causing
>constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete
cast
>of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
>(Boy - we live sheltered lives!)
>BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining
of
>severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that
they
>would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried
>to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor
>examined
>him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.
>He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
>OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
>emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
hands
>around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They
eventually
>explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a
romantic
>dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to
>administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act,
she
>had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's
*beep* and
>wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed
a
>fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.


Ok--honestly I am not sure if any of these are true. However,working in the ER for 2 1/2 yrs--I can believe that they may have happened. We see very distubing things there... :shok:
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 01:21 AM

OMG! Wow, that was an amazing post! Good stuff all around.
I changed my name, but I dont remember what it was... if anyone remembers please let me know.
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