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MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:19 PM) Attack them!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:19 PM) 2nd and 8
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:19 PM) PICK UP THE FUCKIN PACE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:19 PM) 3rd and 1
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:20 PM) GET THIS 1st
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:20 PM) 1st down
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:20 PM) QUINCY
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:21 PM) 2nd and 4
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:21 PM) PICK UP THE FUCKIN PACE
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:21 PM) Go NO HUDDLE DAMNIT
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:21 PM) 1st down
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:22 PM) QUINCY!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:22 PM) Yea I would like to see them go fast pace
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:22 PM) ENUN-WHO? ENUNWA!!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:22 PM) Nice catch...OOB
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:22 PM) OOB
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:23 PM) he got that in bounds
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:23 PM) 3rd and 8
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:24 PM) Go for that shit
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:24 PM) 4th and f***ing 1
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:24 PM) 4th and inches
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:24 PM) GO FOR IT!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:24 PM) Come on O
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:25 PM) that's a nice stat
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:25 PM) 1 damn yard
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:25 PM) time to make it 1-62
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:25 PM) GET THIS SHIT!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:26 PM) 1ST DOWN
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:26 PM) For real bud
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:26 PM) QUINCY
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:26 PM) ENUN-WHO??? ENUNWA!!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:26 PM) WTF WAS THAT GARBADGE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) 2nd down
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) wow WTF
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) WOW
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) WOW
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) f***
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) f*** f*** f*** f*** f***
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) 4 f***ing turnovers
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:27 PM) that was a bad throw into coverage
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:28 PM) Who the hell was he throwing to
NJAzrael71 Icon : (Today, 05:28 PM) could he star the receiver down any more? wtf!
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:30 PM) D needs to get 7
NJAzrael71 Icon : (Today, 05:31 PM) If the D or ST doesn't get 7, we don't get 7 this game
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 05:32 PM) Only way we win is if the defense makes a big play. Our offense is pathetic this game
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Sick Er Stories.

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 07:43 PM

THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES, FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:
>FEMALE SOFA----- A 500lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a
>hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under
>her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote
>control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.
>eeewwwww.....
>PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
>lacerations to his *beep*. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in
>her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I
>would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it
>was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a
>recent hysterectomy.
>PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a
stony
>mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
>around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring
>the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm
sure!)?!!.
>The concrete then hardened, (no shwr;sf;^t Sherlock!), causing
>constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete
cast
>of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
>(Boy - we live sheltered lives!)
>BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining
of
>severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that
they
>would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried
>to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor
>examined
>him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.
>He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
>OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
>emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
hands
>around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They
eventually
>explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a
romantic
>dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to
>administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act,
she
>had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's
*beep* and
>wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed
a
>fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.


Ok--honestly I am not sure if any of these are true. However,working in the ER for 2 1/2 yrs--I can believe that they may have happened. We see very distubing things there... :shok:
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 01:21 AM

OMG! Wow, that was an amazing post! Good stuff all around.
I changed my name, but I dont remember what it was... if anyone remembers please let me know.
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