[ellisjersey92]

if any of you have tvs in your classrooms, buy one of those universal remote watches. me and a couple of friends had a good time with a substitute with one of those a long time ago. got in big trouble when someone ratted us out, but it was worth it.

[ganggreen_ewok]

Yeah I pissed my pants one time in first grade. No reason, just went.

This one time this kid presented this project for science where he tested out film quality (This kid was and still is a douchebag.) But in his presentation he said Fuji film sucked because it was Japanese and someone called out he was a racist to which he replied, "No I hate the Japs as much as I hate Mexicans." Yeah pretty *beep*ed up but hilarious because he was a huge redneck.

[jabronidan]

Yeah I pissed my pants one time in first grade. No reason, just went.

This one time this kid presented this project for science where he tested out film quality (This kid was and still is a douchebag.) But in his presentation he said Fuji film sucked because it was Japanese and someone called out he was a racist to which he replied, "No I hate the Japs as much as I hate Mexicans." Yeah pretty *beep*ed up but hilarious because he was a huge redneck.

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HAHAHA ^thats hillarious.

Well in 7th grade we were taking this science test which was didn't count towards our average or anything, it was just like a contest. I didn't care for it, it was boring and I didn't feel like taking it. So I decided to cheat off a kid, and I wasn't even covering it up, so the teacher moved me to the back. When I sat down, I said something really quiet I think it was, "wow thats ****ed up" and she went, "WHO SAID THAT?" and I said, "Jeffery Fung did," really loud for the class to hear (jeffery fung is this chinese kid who was in my gym class with my class and he was a complete idiot, I don't know if he could even speak english, but that doesn't make him an idiot the kid was just plain stupid didn't know what basketball, pushups, or situps were) anyway, the class erupted into laughter and the teacher got really really mad and took my paper and ripped it up and said I would be reported to the principal and my parents would be called and what not. Anyway, she just gave me this note saying what I did and have my parents sign it, the Note was also a threat of possible failure (I have always been a 90 average student, never even gotten below an 80 in my life.) So I obviously just forged the signature, and she kept on threatning me for the next month or so. Well, at the end of year, I got an 88 in that class, and my grades warranted it so as mad as she was for me making a joke during the test and "disrupting the class numerous times," she never went to the principal or took the matter up further. I knew she wouldn't, but everytime she brought it up, the class laughed and she just pretended she didnt hear them. It gave us all a good laugh for 3 months.

[LeonhardSkynyrd36]

When i was real young, i used to always call my teachers mom - well anyways i too also peed my pants, but it never left. it just soaked into the jeans and was really nasty REALLY nasty!
I was in spanish class and we had to do something about bull fights and i asked my teacher what do i do with this (bull sheet) and i got a referral

[Maynard13]

I one time was writing an essay in 4th grade and I accidently wrote Pecos Bill was raised by a piece of shit. I meant to write Pecos bill was raised by Coyotes. It was just one of those things where u were thinking about something else

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HAHAHA, why would you be thinking of a piece of shit in 4th grade, I doubt i even knew what that was in fourth grade HAHAHAHHA

and I bet when the teacher yelled at you, all the kids went ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[penningtonpays]

theres a blind girl in my class, and one day we had a sub, n the blind girl sits by the door and the sub went out the door and i meant to throw a door stop out the door and it i missed and hit the blind girl. I felt like scum after this although it was funny, but god knows i didnt do it on purpose and thats what matters to me.

[Chadforpresidentin08]

One time in second grade I puked in front of almost the entire school, and because of that, I will never eat BBQ ribs and oranje juice in the same meal.
Another time in kidnergarten right after I just moved and I was making friends, my teacher kissed me and everyone saw it, it was terrible.

[penningtonpays]

why did your teacher kiss you or did you mean mom?

[Chadforpresidentin08]

why did your teacher kiss you or did you mean mom?

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I gave my teacher a gift (I told my Mom I didn't), and I'm hot , so it happened.

[Chadforpresidentin08]

Wait, let me get this straight, she kissed me, I didn't ask for it.
In a few minutes I went to the bathroom, thinking "that poopyhead ruined my life!" and I thought I was gonna get sick. I then found a bunch of crap in a urinal, which I find odd.

[penningtonpays]

was he a hot teacher? she probably thought u had a crush on her lol

[Chadforpresidentin08]

was he a hot teacher? she probably thought u had a crush on her lol

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Well I've heard a few think she is , but I didn't find her attractive. Lorn no, I didn't have a crush on her, and still don't.
I also got kissed by my bros' second grade teacher, but she kisses everyone and everything.

[Jetsfan115]

i accidentally almost set my class on fire. it was funny. the teacher didn't even notcie. i was making controll fires in the aisle using an altiod can and cologne. then i shut the top to put it out and picked it up to throw it out and it was so hot i dropped it and the cologne fee out and the firs spread. i stomped it out pretty quick then the teacher came over cause he smeeled the cologne and i told him i dropped my cologne. my fingers turned purple cause i burnt them so bad. it was funny. then i put vaseline on all the door knobs and rail in the staircase in a hall way. not embarassing but defiantely immature. please don't act how i did in school. i was a "slacker" cause i have ADD but i still got straight A's and honor roll evey quarter and year since elementry school

[BBJETS]

The most embarrasing moment of my life is probably this season betting that the Jets would have a better record than the Giants.

[Jetsfan115]

The most embarrasing moment of my life is probably this season betting that the Jets would have a better record than the Giants.

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i made the same bet. i'm out 25 bucks cause of that. oh well i'll make the same bet next year as well

[silversword55]

Celebrating after I got a question right.

[silversword55]

Just today, I was doing math. I was doing proportions and ratios. I had no lunch period since it was a half day. I was doing my work. But then my stomach was rumbling. It has been ever since 11:00. Ok now then, I was so hungry, I had to take out my lunch earlier. Then I hid my lunch and opened it, ripped out a piece of sandwich and sneak eated it. The teachers did not notice it. After math class before I left school, I was told to collect the calculator, Rahmire (one of the students in my class), looked in my desk, and he caught me eating in class. He called me fat boy. After that, I got so angry I EVEN THREW A CALCULATOR RIGHT ACROSS THE CLASS! Everyone saw it. It almost hit Rahmire, and a girl named Paula (who is also a classmate of mine) and just before you know it, THE CALCULATOR BROKE! All of the batteries flew and the cover that holds the stuff and plus another piece flew. I said oops. I felt so embarrassed. I really didn't mean it. I even persuaded the teachers that I didn't mean it and I was a huge mistake.

[Smedsthejet]

Well last year when I was in year 10 (don't know what grade that is but its 14-15 year olds) one girl in my year had sex with a teacher. And now the teacher is in prison.

[smallguy]

Today I made the biggest fool out of myself. My mom was picking up from school today but she was about an 50 mins late so I was really neverous so I walked too this kids house about .5 mile away too see if he could take me home, he wasn't there so the way too get too his house is on kinda of a busy street and a couple of kids from my school saw me walking down the street, I kinda felt like an idiot, but that is just me.

[Chadforpresidentin08]

WOW Smeds, that is really wierd.