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MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:05 PM) 2nd and 3
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:06 PM) f***
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:06 PM) grounding
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:07 PM) 3rd and 11
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:07 PM) Nice job guys
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:07 PM) Really
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:10 PM) LETS GO D!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:11 PM) 2nd and 10
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:11 PM) Yep
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:11 PM) here we go
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:12 PM) COME ON D
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:12 PM) PLEASE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:12 PM) We arent going to keep them out of FG range'
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:12 PM) we have to keep them out of the end zone
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:13 PM) 2nd and 10
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:13 PM) 3rd and 10
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:13 PM) LETS GO D!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:14 PM) 3RD AND 4
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:14 PM) I bet they go for it
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:14 PM) COME ON D!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) SHIT!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) THAT WAS THE PLAY
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) WE SUCK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:15 PM) WIDE OPEN
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:18 PM) FIRE THE WHOLE DEFENSE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:19 PM) Bubba from forest gump has that blank dumb stare
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:20 PM) COME ON FITZ
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:21 PM) THAT SHOULDNT STAND
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:21 PM) his foot was out of bounds
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:21 PM) WELL THATS A BREAK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:22 PM) 75 yards away
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:23 PM) Thats not gonna do it'
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:23 PM) 2nd and 4
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:24 PM) f*** YOU RYAN FITZPATRICK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:25 PM) YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) it keeps us in the hunt for a top 5 pick
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) I'm glad we lost
ganggreen2003 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) we need to get a top 5 pick in the draft
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:26 PM) COME ON D!!!
Jetsfan115 Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:28 PM) Good job fitz. Way to keep us at the fifth overall pick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:28 PM) AND DO WHAT WITH IT?????
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:29 PM) What the f*** are we going to take
at 5?????
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:30 PM) They will just take another f***ing D player
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 November 2016 - 07:31 PM) Like Peppers
ganggreen2003 Icon : (28 November 2016 - 08:21 AM) We better NOT bring MEvis back next season he's clearly past his prime
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Darwin Awards Freakin' Hilarious

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 06:01 AM

Darwin Awards are awards for people who died in ridiculous and stupid ways.
The one im going to post below is an honerable mention. It means the guy survived.


Bob and his friends were celebrating the forth of july. They had reached a state of pure inebriation (they were totally drunk).
Bob was quite annoyed when a raccoon penetrated the outer defenses of his yard.
He had a cement cylinder which the racoon hid in.
Then Bob had an idea.
"Lets blow him out!" he slurred.
The friends poured gasoline into the tunnel and then threw in a match.
But it didnt light.
Then Bob decided he would go into the cylinder and light it.
BOOM!
Bob shot straight out of the cylinder and over the roof of his house! blowup.gif yahoo.gif
Luckily, since he was so drunk, he survived.

This is TRUE! go to www.darwinawards.com!

Theres some hilarious stuff on here! crazy.gif
Sal Paolantonio commenting on the difference in the Ryan and Mangini atmospheres in the building:
"It's like going from Alcatraz to Dorney Park."

It is better to destroy than create what is meaningless, so the picture will not be finished.
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