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So anyway, I'm standing outside of an apartment complex filled with a bunch of 20-somethings a nice bar on location... it was a pretty cool setup, almost like a Spring Break atmosphere. I notice something hanging in the window that had to do with the site, sort of letting people know "Hey this is where we run our operations." So I'm like "Cool, I'm just gonna pop my head in and say what up to Captain Ron." So I walk on in and a bunch of chumps are giving me attitude about talking to the Captain, like he's the Wizard of Oz or something, kind of like "He doesn't want to be disturbed and you aren't worth our time because we're so cool and hip." This naturally pisses me off to the point that I'm like WTF ever, I'm ready to throw down.
I leave the area of operations and walk around the front of the building where I run into a few people I know. By now there's a crowd building up outside the building because it's sort of the strip where everyone walks around and talks and this and that. I for some reason decide to give checking out the area of operations another run through and see if I can catch Captain Ron this time to tell him whats up and ask him WTF he's got a bunch of bastards running his area of operations.
This time, things turn ugly. I walk in there and I get alot more hostility except this time I tell these punk ass to STFU. This is when punches are thrown and I'm in the middle of a throw down with a bunch of thug wannabe's. Of course, you know I'm taking people out because I'm a bad ass.. however I'm also taking in some hits which usually doesn't happen. Oh well, no biggie. Then everything dies down after it turns into some sort of riot outside in the strip area with all the Spring Breaker types.
Now I begin to mingle again with the others and I ask someone if they know who Captain Ron is. They say "Oh hell yeah I do, in fact he lives right here!" pointing over to an apartment building where at that very moment Captain Ron is standing at his window. I wave at him and he signals for me to enter into his humble abode. Much to my surprise I enter into the apartment where Captain Ron is staying and it's a mess! I mean like a disgusting nasty mess and he's got his interns cleaning it up for him, kind of like what you'd see pledges doing in a frat.
Then I catch a sight of the man, and boy let me tell you I was surprised. Captain Ron was weighing in at about 350 and from the looks of it he was cashing in on disibility checks. That's when I realized the people cleaning his area of living was really government workers because he's a big boy and considered allowed to have disability because they don't want him wallowing in his nasty mess of an apartment. I look at Captain Ron and I ask him, "So you're a cop right?" He says yeah. We get to small talking and I tell him how much I hated the site the way it looked before the new changes we are currently seeing. Then he tells me how he gave my signature the higest rating on the sight. And tells me how good of a job I'm doing moderating. I immediately realize that he is confusing me for someone else. I ask him who he thinks he's talking to.... he's the punchline......... he thinks I'm a1elbow!?!?! I then said "No, I'm jets0n" and he said, "Oh." I said you know jets0n with a zero instead of an "o". He replies this way, "Oh yeah, I think I'm gonna disable people using zero's for 'O's in their names."
That's when my dream turned into a nightmare!
This was a pretty f'd up dream I had and I thought I would share the hillarity of the situation as I dreamed it. Because it's pretty damn weird and worst of all Captain Ron thought I was a1elbow! Very dissapointed I was
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But damn.. the fat guy is nasty.. 
Well I didn't wanna go there, but here's a photo of Ron pointing out the new Salvatore Ferragamo store to his Sergeant during a "Bi-sexual Cops Have Rights March" which was held last year.
Good catch there Ron!!!!
