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Funny Ass Dream I Had
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:00 PM
OMG THIS is f****n funny
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:04 PM
However his reason for leaving New York was quite clear. You see Ron was feeling alittle, shall we say, "uncomfortable" with the "Summer" uniform his Sergeant was making him wear.......
Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
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While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
http://modernworldphotography.com/
http://fineartameric...dos-santos.html
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:06 PM
LOL .. this is pretty humorous. The funny thing is Captain Ron in my dream had growths all over his face.... boy he was nasty looking. But that fat chick with the belly, that's nightmare material. Next time you're banging a chick you better be thankful it's not a fatty like that. That's what I'm thinking after this horrifying exposee.
I never knew a dream could do so much damage.
I never knew a dream could do so much damage.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:14 PM
Hey you guys stop laughing at him right now!!!!!! He's a very accomplished Sheriff!!!!!!!! Just last week he won First Place!!!!!!.......... 
Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
http://modernworldphotography.com/
http://fineartameric...dos-santos.html
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
http://modernworldphotography.com/
http://fineartameric...dos-santos.html
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:15 PM
QUOTE (bluelinecop @ Feb 10 2006, 05:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey you guys stop laughing at him right now!!!!!! He's a very accomplished Sheriff!!!!!!!! Just last week he won First Place!!!!!!..........
hey that is a hard contest to win
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:21 PM
QUOTE (jets0n @ Feb 10 2006, 10:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL .. this is pretty humorous. The funny thing is Captain Ron in my dream had growths all over his face....
You mean like this?????
Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
http://modernworldphotography.com/
http://fineartameric...dos-santos.html
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
http://modernworldphotography.com/
http://fineartameric...dos-santos.html
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:32 PM
This has been fun but I gotta go. Ron hasn't responded in a while cause I'm sure he's probably in the bathroom.
I'm sure payback is coming so I'll respond tomorrow.
I'm sure payback is coming so I'll respond tomorrow.
Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
http://modernworldphotography.com/
http://fineartameric...dos-santos.html
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
Welcome to the New York Jets, Tim Tebow.
http://modernworldphotography.com/
http://fineartameric...dos-santos.html
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 05:34 PM
Everyone knows how Blueline likes to travel. All you have to do is click on his profile to see his interests.
Anyway... I was able to get a hold of a recent photo on his cruise to greece. Seen below is a picture of Bluelinecop (wearing sailor hat) entertaining a passenger.
Anyway... I was able to get a hold of a recent photo on his cruise to greece. Seen below is a picture of Bluelinecop (wearing sailor hat) entertaining a passenger.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 07:43 PM
QUOTE (SignalZero @ Feb 10 2006, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everyone knows how Blueline likes to travel. All you have to do is click on his profile to see his interests.
Anyway... I was able to get a hold of a recent photo on his cruise to greece. Seen below is a picture of Bluelinecop (wearing sailor hat) entertaining a passenger.
Anyway... I was able to get a hold of a recent photo on his cruise to greece. Seen below is a picture of Bluelinecop (wearing sailor hat) entertaining a passenger.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 08:14 PM
QUOTE (bluelinecop @ Feb 10 2006, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, I geuss I can't make fun of you back since you said you lost all that weight. As a matter of fact guys, here's a photo of Ron sent to me showing off his wieght loss down at a Folida Sherriff's F.O.P. convention this last November.............
hey thats that poker player who got payed like 100,000 dollars to get those in
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 08:59 PM
Man, this thread went upside down.
Found an interesting pic, with Ron on the far right and BlueLine on the far left...
Found an interesting pic, with Ron on the far right and BlueLine on the far left...
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:03 PM
QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Feb 10 2006, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, this thread went upside down.
Found an interesting pic, with Ron on the far right and BlueLine on the far left...
http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/kkamaras/fat_people.jpg
Found an interesting pic, with Ron on the far right and BlueLine on the far left...
http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/kkamaras/fat_people.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAH!. UT OH someone is setting themselves up for an attack and double teamed too. I feel a strom coming and you my friend with that poodle in your sig you became a very easy target. But nobody heard that from me.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:03 PM
QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Feb 10 2006, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, this thread went upside down.
Found an interesting pic, with Ron on the far right and BlueLine on the far left...
Found an interesting pic, with Ron on the far right and BlueLine on the far left...
Hey with that little foofoo dog in your signature, I would be very careful.
Are you sure this isn't your signature chad?
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:16 PM
QUOTE (SignalZero @ Feb 10 2006, 08:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey with that little foofoo dog in your signature, I would be very careful.
Are you sure this isn't your signature chad?
Are you sure this isn't your signature chad?
Nah, this is more like him...
But Ronny, it's okay, we all saw you at the pool and your message was clear...
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:19 PM
Chadforpres comes back with a vicious left hook to the body.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:34 PM
FYI, my poodle has had success with this team...
You can see recent success as a kicker...
And we can see his success as general manager.
You can see recent success as a kicker... And we can see his success as general manager.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:38 PM
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FYI, my poodle has had success with this team...
You can see recent success as a kicker...
And we can see his success as general manager.
You can see recent success as a kicker... And we can see his success as general manager.Chadforpresidentin08 at home between posts on the adult message boards.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:40 PM
QUOTE (SignalZero @ Feb 10 2006, 10:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chadforpresidentin08 at home between posts on the adult message boards.
Signal counter's with a right uppercut.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:50 PM
QUOTE (SignalZero @ Feb 10 2006, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chadforpresidentin08 at home between posts on the adult message boards.
No, more like I went from this...
To this...
BlueLine, I think we have a new case for you...
It appears Ronny never made it.
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Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:58 PM
QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Feb 10 2006, 10:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, more like I went from this...
To this...
BlueLine, I think we have a new case for you...
It appears Ronny never made it.
To this...
BlueLine, I think we have a new case for you...
It appears Ronny never made it.
Oh NOOOOOOOO!!. Chadforpres absorbs the right uppercut and anwers with a 2 punch combo and delivers piercing blows to weary yet defiant Signal zero. While he delivers an illeagal spinning rabbit punch to Blueline cop. This kid is on fire!!!!!!!!!! the crowd goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!.